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ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

swingsetindecember:

i wish more people said that being single is normal

and you’re not going to meet and marry someone

and that’s fine

and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist

because not everyone meets someone they want to marry. and that’s normal

you’re not broken or unfulfilled if you are single

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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edwardspoonhands:

Kill of the week goes to Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker. Poor flat bastard.

Whenever I watch a zombie movie and they’re all, like, hacking zombies apart with machetes and there’s zombie blood all over everything I’m like “Infectious diseases transmitted through bodily fluids can be transmitted through mucus membrane contact as easily as through bites. You can’t get zombie blood all in your eyeballs and expect to survive the apocalypse.”

This is GIF is not subject to that criticism…Sister Cynthia plays it safe.

sadbitch2003:

Sext:

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i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

australiansanta:

ur welcome